quantumaniac: Man Arrested for Stealing Milk - While Dressed in Cow Suit Okay, okay - I know this isn’t science related, but it’s pretty funny. An18-year old Virginia man was arrested earlier this week after successfully managing to slip past the Walmart staff and steal 26 gallons of milk - all while dressed in a cow suit.  “This is probably one of the most unique efforts of shoplifting I’ve seen,” a spokesman for the Stafford County Sheriff told InsideNova.com. While no one in the store did anything to stop the cow-suited culprit when he was strolling around the Walmart on all fours, he was spotted near the store handing out the stolen moo juice to passersby. The belligerent bovine was later spotted “skipping down the sidewalk” in the cow suit by Walmart staffers. He was later apprehended, out of his costume, at a nearby McDonald’s (perhaps he is in cahoots with the Hamburglar?). Police found the cow garb in the suspect’s car but just to make sure it wasn’t the world’s biggest coincidence, they took the teen back to Walmart where he was identified as the suspect. The greatest crime here is that there is no surveillance footage of the theft. Read more. 
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Man Arrested for Stealing Milk - While Dressed in Cow Suit

Okay, okay - I know this isn’t science related, but it’s pretty funny.

An18-year old Virginia man was arrested earlier this week after successfully managing to slip past the Walmart staff and steal 26 gallons of milk - all while dressed in a cow suit. 

“This is probably one of the most unique efforts of shoplifting I’ve seen,” a spokesman for the Stafford County Sheriff told InsideNova.com.

While no one in the store did anything to stop the cow-suited culprit when he was strolling around the Walmart on all fours, he was spotted near the store handing out the stolen moo juice to passersby.

The belligerent bovine was later spotted “skipping down the sidewalk” in the cow suit by Walmart staffers.

He was later apprehended, out of his costume, at a nearby McDonald’s (perhaps he is in cahoots with the Hamburglar?). Police found the cow garb in the suspect’s car but just to make sure it wasn’t the world’s biggest coincidence, they took the teen back to Walmart where he was identified as the suspect.

The greatest crime here is that there is no surveillance footage of the theft.

Read more. 

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