I’ve spent too long reading how to open a champagne bottle with a sword tonight.
I saw a man on rollerblades yesterday playing the Space Jam theme. That is all.
“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.” —Cicero, circa 43 BC (via amandaonwriting)
“people will kill you over time, and how they’ll kill you is with tiny, harmless phrases, like ‘be realistic.’” —dylan moran. (via dowries)